ME WANT BRAINZ!
Garden gnomes? Please. Those untrustworthy little dudes will just drink your mead.
Or be kidnapped and photographed all over the world in front of famous landmarks.
A way safer bet to scare the shit out of wabbits—or to provide endless, ice-breaking conversation—is the man-sized Zombie of Montclaire Moors by British artist (and martial artist) Alan Dickinson.
Toscano, the manufacturer, swears the terrifying gray-hued $89.95 sculpture is “finished so realistically that you’ll swear you can hear him breathing”. Take that wasscally wabbits.
Via Nerd Approved
