WACKO JACKO HURTO BACKO!
Who needs to moonwalk when you can be moonwheeled?
Yes, this is Michael Jackson, former King of Pop, current King of Crazy.
Sporting his comfy clothes (jimmies plus drealocked wig, surgeon’s mask, baseball cap), the masked daddy of three takes a load off in Vegas, just days before celebrating his 50th birthday, 15 of those years, of course, as a whitish-lady.
