BEACHED WAILS
Italians are so ingenious.They invented the pizza pie, mafia families, and adult men who refuse to leave their parents’ homes. Aboundonza! Hospitaliano!
Priests and nuns haven’t been too happy about their flocks going to the beach instead of going to church, so instead of leaving them to enjoy the sunny days in guilty relaxation, they brought the church to the beach, in the form of a 98 ft-long blow-up church—staffed by priests ready to take hear your latest indiscretions…including but not limited to: eating too much gnocci, arguing too much, liking techno too much, or organizing beauty pageants for nuns.
