Mortality? Ha!
We’re not exactly sure who she is, but boy do we ever like her swagger.
Look at her making a mockery of that candle. Someone at Big Tobacco is s-l-e-e-p-i-n-g. Seriously, get this bird on payroll. If every once in awhile I was assured with these kind of proofs, clearly indicating that cigarette smoking is NOT dangerous to my health, but moreover, that the surgeon general is nothing but a big fat LIAR — well, I think it’s safe to say we’d never have to question my loyalties again.
